"Finally! More than 170 dog jokes and quotes
 all in one place!"

Save yourself hours of time and trouble tracking down the joke or quote you need quickly, so you don't have to sift through mountains of papers, stacks of books, or hundreds of email messages in your "Deleted" folder.

Dear Friend,

If you'd like to have access to one of the largest collections of dog jokes and quotes, find what you need quickly and enjoy a good laugh, then this might be the most important letter you'll ever read.

Here's why:

You can find dozens of great dog jokes and quotes all over the Internet, but it would take hours and maybe even days of research before you find what you need.

You could spend another three days in the library.


Or you could email all your friends and ask them to send dog jokes your way. Then wait for them to arrive. And wait. And wait.

Why go through all that trouble when this is the only book you'll need?

Now, I know you're probably skeptical. Let me give you three good reasons we can back up what we claim:

Three Reasons To Believe What I Say

Reason #1: My free electronic newsletter called "The Publicity Hound's Tips of the Week" includes one good dog joke or quote each week (many readers tell me this is the best part of the newsletter and have urged me to compile them into a jokebook).

Reason #2: Many of the more than 9,300 people who subscribe to my newsletter know I'm always looking for good dog jokes and quotes and send them to me regularly.

Reason #3: My subscribers are also my sounding board, and they tell me when a joke makes them double over in laughter, or when a joke falls flat.

Here's a summary of the benefits you receive:

Now, you're probably wondering how and why we can do all those things.

Let me explain.

Did you ever receive a dog joke via email, read it, delete it, then kick yourself later for not saving it?

I have. It's aggravating to have to go back and find it, or track down the person who originally sent it.

If that sounds like you, you're in luck. You'll probably find many of the jokes you're searching for right in this ebook--and lots of others you never knew existed.

Don't take my word for it.
Listen to what our customers say.

	“Your newsletters are always worth reading, just for the joke, if for nothing else. And there’s always something else." --Margaret Speaker Yuan, Bay Area Independent Publishers Association

	"Love your dog jokes. My whole family looks forward to them!" --Lois Heinlen, Delaware, Ohio

	"The dog joke is always the first thing I read in your newsletter. I particularly like the Top Ten lists. Hysterical!" --Elaine Grassbaugh, Columbus, Ohio

Warning: Do NOT buy any Dog Jokes & Quotes
unless it meets the following 3 criteria

Here are three criteria you absolutely, positively must have in any good ebook filled with dog jokes and quotes:

1: Jokes that are clean and in good taste.

2: Jokes and quotes categorized for quick, easy reference.

3: Jokes that are well-edited so you don't have to plow through mounds of extraneous text before you get to the punchline.

You get at least 10 times your money's worth!

I combed through more than 180 back issues of my electronic newsletter to find the best jokes and quotes.

I spent three days on the Internet searching for jokes and quotes that would be perfect for this book.

I spent another two days going through my files to see what other jokes and quotes I had stashed away.

But you don't have that kind of time to spend, so I did the hard work for you.

In summary, here's what you get:

--14 jokes about amazing dogs

--15 jokes about specific breeds

--15 jokes about dogs AND cats

--13 jokes about dog owners

--4 jokes about kids and dogs

--17 lists, including 13 hysterical Top Ten lists

--4 jokes about marriage and dogs

--6 jokes about puppies

--42 quotes from celebrities, authors and other names you'll recognize

--4 quotes from dogs themselves

--5 regional jokes about dogs

--8 jokes about funny signs and classified ads

--4 things about dogs we ask ourselves

--4 jokes about vets and dogs

--16 other jokes we couldn't categorize, but they were just too good to leave out

If you respond right away, you pay only $9.97 $4.97.

Act immediately and receive the following bonus

Since I know it's 100% to your benefit to act right away, I want to sweeten the pot and give you every possible reason to say YES today! If you respond immediately, you'll also receive the following:

Free bonus:

A list of the top 50 websites where you'll find more dog humor, quotes and stories

You can't lose with our 100%,
ironclad, moneyback guarantee

By the way, the bonus is yours to keep even in the unlikely event you decide to take advantage of our ironclad moneyback guarantee:

"Your satisfaction is guaranteed with our 100%, no-questions-asked, iron-clad money-back guarantee. If you aren't absolutely thrilled with our product, just contact us within 30 days and we'll refund 100% of your purchase price. No questions asked."

"You don't have to decide now if this ebook is for you. Just get it and try it out. If it isn't everything I say and more, or if you don't absolutely love it, just let me know and I'll give you every cent of your money back! So you have nothing to lose and everything to gain."

Here's how to order right now!

To order Dog Jokes & Quotes just click the button below

To your success,

Joan Stewart, Publisher, The Publicity Hound

P.S. I know you'll have as much fun reading these as I had compiling them.

P.P.S. So what are you waiting for?

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